“Out of paper; Out of stock. There’s friendly faces around the block. Break loose of the chains that are causin your pain. Call Michael and Stanley, Jim, Dwight, Creed; call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs. Call Dunder Mifflin: the people person’s paper people. Dunder Mifflin: the people person’s paper people.”
Will Des find her knight in shining armor? Watch the season premiere of The Bachelorette Monday at 8|7c on ABC!
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
oH MY GOD IT’S ON MY DASH